Session 2 Race 14:
1) 729 - Jon
2) 973 - P.Shaffer
3) 982 - Carol
4) 983 - Mike
5) 994 - TBA
6) 1036 - Scott
7) 1068 - Patrick
8) 1069 - Lui
9) 1113 - Tod
10) 1130 - Anthony
11) 1154 - Joe
12) 1167 - Stacey
13) 1227 - Forti
14) 1238 - P. Barrera
15) 1276 - Wayne
Big Jon (57) takes the white flag and just needs to be smooth for one more. Paul Shaffer (84) inches ahead of Carol (110) and Mike Inskeep (82) is holding off TBA (80). What we have here is a nice battle for second! Just 24 points separates these four with only three spots to pay out! So...how the rest of you guys been? Good? Yeah, I know....we suck! There's always Session 3 if you want to try your luck...
Race Recap: California Sharp AQUOS 500
The late great Jackie Robinson broke down the color barrier in baseball whilst wearing #42. Juan Pablo Montoya, a native Colombian, has brought international flair to NASCAR donning the #42 as well. Jackie had 175 hits in his rookie year, harnessing him the "Rookie of the Year" and "MVP" honors for that season. Juan Pablo, in his rookie year, is crushing that statistic! It only took 10 laps before Juan got his first hit of the night Sunday. This one was too easy for him! Carl Edwards was leaving his pit box when the #42 car slammed into him on the way into his own pit box. JPM is on pace to shatter all hits in a season for a rookie, or any driver for that matter. Keep the hits comin' Juan!
Michael Waltrip thought he was part of the "Fantastic Four" in his blue uniform shouting "FLAME ON"! On lap 38, Waltrip burst into flames (and "song & dance") rounding turn 3. Safety crews had a hard time getting the flame out (remember, Michael is 6'5" tall). Once the got the flame out, they were able to put the fire out on the #55 NAPA Toyota. I shit you not, the spotter was asked by the crew chief over the radio of what happened and his response was, "...motor blowed up or sumptin'..." Holy crap! Tony Eury Jr. is giving "hillbonic" lessons to all! Actually it was a blown tire that broke the oil lines. Michael stated afterwards that he and Ricky Rudd got together and blew a tire. I think the fire may have fried something in Michael's brain...he may have been referring to he and Jamie McMurray getting together the night before and blowing something else. Just speculation on my part, I don't know. Flame On!
I missed the beginning of this race and didn't see Stevie Wonder give the "race commands", ironically , Stevie didn't either (sorry, I didn't mean to, but...). When being interviewed later on ESPN, Stevie said it was his first auto race and that he wanted to become a race car driver. When cars were going by in the background, Stevie was saying, "whoa!, look at that!, wow!, look at that!" That gets my "kickass moment of the race" award!
In the end on this hot California night, it was Jimmie Johnson holding off Carl Edwards (thank you JMP "El Douche" for giving the #99 car a new body style earlier in the race) and taking the checkered flag.
"kickass moment of the race" runner-up: I wasn't much of a Dale Jr. fan until recently, when asked about being 128 points out of "The Chase", Junior replied "I don't know. I don't know much about the system, never have, never cared too, I just go out and run as hard as I can..."
Rusty "Yoda" Wallace: I like Rusty, but when did he start talking like Yoda? Some of Rusty's "Yoda-like" comments; "...in the background setting the sun is" and "...through the infield he's spinning Jeff Gordon is!" "May the Force be with you" Rusty "ole #2 douche-kanobi"
Patrick's Survivor Series: I have "brunged" my torch and the tribe has "spoked up"! (thanks Tony Eury...I dun good since you learned me the ways...) Tony Stewart was leading late and hoping for a caution while running low on fuel....and failed! 'Sokay! I didn't need a "turd trophy" from Mack the dog anyways! I've got enough crap piled up here at the studio.
One to Go! Richmond "Chevy Rock & Roll 400" Saturday Night!
Don't forget about Session 3. If we get a lot of entries, I may switch to a "Top 3" for payouts. $10 - 10 races! I already have 2 entries...Tod and "rookie" Cheryl Ford (my favorite older sister). If you have any questions remember to e-mail me. smp-racing@hotmail.com I'll send you an entry form w/rules.
Also, a reminder that Race 1 results will be slightly delayed due to the fact that we will be in Las Vegas to watch "The Greatest Show On Turf"...yes, I can only be referring to...the University of Hawaii Warriors!!! "e'o na toa!" (www.warriorsrespond.com). Colt "the Gunslinger" Brennan will continue his aerial assault on all who dare come before him in the desert night of Las Vegas!
Until next time....Aloha BrotherTruckers!
Scott
1) 729 - Jon
2) 973 - P.Shaffer
3) 982 - Carol
4) 983 - Mike
5) 994 - TBA
6) 1036 - Scott
7) 1068 - Patrick
8) 1069 - Lui
9) 1113 - Tod
10) 1130 - Anthony
11) 1154 - Joe
12) 1167 - Stacey
13) 1227 - Forti
14) 1238 - P. Barrera
15) 1276 - Wayne
Big Jon (57) takes the white flag and just needs to be smooth for one more. Paul Shaffer (84) inches ahead of Carol (110) and Mike Inskeep (82) is holding off TBA (80). What we have here is a nice battle for second! Just 24 points separates these four with only three spots to pay out! So...how the rest of you guys been? Good? Yeah, I know....we suck! There's always Session 3 if you want to try your luck...
Race Recap: California Sharp AQUOS 500
The late great Jackie Robinson broke down the color barrier in baseball whilst wearing #42. Juan Pablo Montoya, a native Colombian, has brought international flair to NASCAR donning the #42 as well. Jackie had 175 hits in his rookie year, harnessing him the "Rookie of the Year" and "MVP" honors for that season. Juan Pablo, in his rookie year, is crushing that statistic! It only took 10 laps before Juan got his first hit of the night Sunday. This one was too easy for him! Carl Edwards was leaving his pit box when the #42 car slammed into him on the way into his own pit box. JPM is on pace to shatter all hits in a season for a rookie, or any driver for that matter. Keep the hits comin' Juan!Michael Waltrip thought he was part of the "Fantastic Four" in his blue uniform shouting "FLAME ON"! On lap 38, Waltrip burst into flames (and "song & dance") rounding turn 3. Safety crews had a hard time getting the flame out (remember, Michael is 6'5" tall). Once the got the flame out, they were able to put the fire out on the #55 NAPA Toyota. I shit you not, the spotter was asked by the crew chief over the radio of what happened and his response was, "...motor blowed up or sumptin'..." Holy crap! Tony Eury Jr. is giving "hillbonic" lessons to all! Actually it was a blown tire that broke the oil lines. Michael stated afterwards that he and Ricky Rudd got together and blew a tire. I think the fire may have fried something in Michael's brain...he may have been referring to he and Jamie McMurray getting together the night before and blowing something else. Just speculation on my part, I don't know. Flame On!
I missed the beginning of this race and didn't see Stevie Wonder give the "race commands", ironically , Stevie didn't either (sorry, I didn't mean to, but...). When being interviewed later on ESPN, Stevie said it was his first auto race and that he wanted to become a race car driver. When cars were going by in the background, Stevie was saying, "whoa!, look at that!, wow!, look at that!" That gets my "kickass moment of the race" award!
In the end on this hot California night, it was Jimmie Johnson holding off Carl Edwards (thank you JMP "El Douche" for giving the #99 car a new body style earlier in the race) and taking the checkered flag.
"kickass moment of the race" runner-up: I wasn't much of a Dale Jr. fan until recently, when asked about being 128 points out of "The Chase", Junior replied "I don't know. I don't know much about the system, never have, never cared too, I just go out and run as hard as I can..."
Rusty "Yoda" Wallace: I like Rusty, but when did he start talking like Yoda? Some of Rusty's "Yoda-like" comments; "...in the background setting the sun is" and "...through the infield he's spinning Jeff Gordon is!" "May the Force be with you" Rusty "ole #2 douche-kanobi"
Patrick's Survivor Series: I have "brunged" my torch and the tribe has "spoked up"! (thanks Tony Eury...I dun good since you learned me the ways...) Tony Stewart was leading late and hoping for a caution while running low on fuel....and failed! 'Sokay! I didn't need a "turd trophy" from Mack the dog anyways! I've got enough crap piled up here at the studio.
One to Go! Richmond "Chevy Rock & Roll 400" Saturday Night!
Don't forget about Session 3. If we get a lot of entries, I may switch to a "Top 3" for payouts. $10 - 10 races! I already have 2 entries...Tod and "rookie" Cheryl Ford (my favorite older sister). If you have any questions remember to e-mail me. smp-racing@hotmail.com I'll send you an entry form w/rules.
Also, a reminder that Race 1 results will be slightly delayed due to the fact that we will be in Las Vegas to watch "The Greatest Show On Turf"...yes, I can only be referring to...the University of Hawaii Warriors!!! "e'o na toa!" (www.warriorsrespond.com). Colt "the Gunslinger" Brennan will continue his aerial assault on all who dare come before him in the desert night of Las Vegas!
Until next time....Aloha BrotherTruckers!
Scott
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