SMP Racing Results after NHIS

Session 3 Race 1/10

1. Mike 219
2. Shelley 213
3. KKY 213
4. Carol 211
5. Hau Ling 211
6. TBA 192
7. Scott 189
8. Tod 189
9. Patrick 189
10. Joe 181
11. Lui 180
12. Jon 174
13. Anthony 157
14. Cheryl 154
15. Greg 152

Mike starts off Session 3 with the lead on lap 1. Shelley, KKY, and Hau Ling, are letting everyone see their 'yellow rookie stripes' as the rest of the field plays catch up. Greg Tomsich rejoins us for Session 3, having sat out of Session 2, and resumes his starting position at the back of the field.

With 15 entries, I've decided to add two more payouts. YIPPEEE! That's right, now 3 people can win money.

1st - $100
2nd - $40
3rd - $10

Race Recap: Sylvania 300 at NHIS

Guess what? I didn't see it! Yep, that's right...ya see, we were in Vegas and there was lots of gamblin' goin' on. I forget what the odds were on Clint Bowyer, but I was going to bet on Tony Stewart. I decided not to place a bet and watch football all afternoon...and watch my money disappear, on football, all afternoon! Now if I was any kind of 'gamblin' man' I would have put my money on Bowyer because it rhymes with 'Warrior' (sort of). That my friends I won on...er...had I played it straight up! The problem was Louisville! Those overrated bastards lost to Kentucky and screwed me out of $240 on my four game ticket! Which proves to me that Colt Brennan is the better quarterback over Brian Brohm. Colt threw 2 TD's and rushed for 3 more TD's trouncing UNLV 49-14! Yep, the same UNLV, on the same field a week ago, that lost to #9 Wisconsin by 7 points with 1:30 left to go in the game. Either the Big Ten sucks this year, or the Warriors are for real! Ah Vegas! I love it! Only because I came home with more money than I left with...thanks to '18 red' and '6 black' and my favorite slot machine 'Monopoly'!!! Loved the cheap buffets too...even the local Police Department had some sort of breakfast special goin' on! Driving past you could see people holding signs saying 'FREE O.J.!'...no shit! Only in Vegas! 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas'...bullshit! I won money and I brought it home! Anyways, Clint Bowyer wins, Warriors win, Buckeyes win, Browns win, Scottie wins and now it's off to Dover and the 'Monster Mile'.

In the news: Dale Jr. gets #88 next year. So are two 8's better than one? Not when they're that UGLY!!! Good lord, it's like having an ugly set of twins!

Terrill Owens was fined by the NFL for his touchdown celebration mocking the NE Patriots. The NFL said it was for 'improper use of a football'...hmmm, thank God Jamie McMurray and Michael Waltrip are in NASCAR, or they would be 'paying out the ass'!And finally, O.J. Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas for trying to rob his own stuff back. Huh?...That's like being at home and jerking off in the middle of the night and not knowing if you should stay for breakfast or get dressed and leave...it just doesn't make sense.

Until next week,
Scott