SMP Racing Results after Richmond

Session 2 Race 15:

Big Jon has taken the checkered flag! Jon has set a New World's Record for the lowest score in a 15 race/10 driver SMP Racing session of a NASCAR season held from races 12 thru 26 with an astounding 786! Jon also set a new record for "average score per race" in a consecutive 15 race session of a 10 driver team with 52.4! Jon is now $150 taller than everyone else! Carol wins the battle for second with this weeks low of 46. Mike Inskeep and Paul Shaffer were left to battle for the third and fourth spots with Mike edging out Paul S. by ONE point! So it's Jon $150, Carol $75, Mike $50, and Paul S. with $25. Congratulations to the money winners!

1) 786 - Jon
2) 1028 - Carol
3) 1044 - Mike
4) 1045 - P.Shaffer
5) 1100 - TBA
6) 1118 - Patrick
7) 1145 - Scott
8) 1168 - Lui
9,10,11) 1219 - Tod, Anthony, Joe
12) 1278 - Stacey
13) 1306 - Forti
14) 1311 - P. Barrera
15) 1374 - Wayne

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Okay....Race Recap: "Chevy Rock & Roll 400" at Richmond:I had to go "chameleon" on this one. I was watching the UH Warriors (led by Heisman Trophy candidate Colt Brennan) in an overtime thriller with LA Tech on the big TV, and trying to catch some race action with my right eye on the other TV. What my peripheral vision caught was cars "blowed up" and cars "spunnin' out". Juan Pablo was "en fuego" and apparently has a different sponsor than the one he has on the car. When interviewed, it sounded like he said it "wassant" too bad in his "Technco/Habanero" Dodge...which would explain the flames shooting out of it. Carl Edwards looked like he was "sky writing" when his #99 car "blowed up". And Dale Jr., with Elvis on the hood, had a "hunk, a hunk of burnin' junk" when he too "blowed up"! Although, I must say that was a cool paint scheme for Junior. The "King of Rock" on the hood of the "King of Beers". Elvis must have been proud seeing that...he did too! 'Cause you see, I think the King is still alive. The only thing that could've killed him is when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson, but he lives! Even the word "LIVES" is ELVIS sideways...I also believe there are aliens, more than one shooter in JFK's assassination, Bigfoot, Betty Rubble DOES have a nice ass, and when cavemen farted, it scared them, but made the rest of the clan burst out laughing! But that's all another "square table" discussion. So, Warriors win in OT, Jimmie Johnson won the final race before the "Chase", and the twelve driver field is set for the final 10 races. On to Session 3 and Las Vegas!

Hope to see your entries for the next session. Remember, there will be a scoring delay because of our trip. Attached is the entry form again in case you mis-placed the first email. Also, for money winners, if you want to enter we can deduct the $10 from your winnings. I will mail you your winnings for those I don't see...NO! It will not go to the league pot if it is not picked up! "SMP RACING....the other white meat"

Later,

Scott