Survivor Series, Session 3 final results - After Miami

Well, its finally over, and when the smoke finally cleared, the #48 took home the championship. I spent most of the race (after the end of the Browns game of course) tracking Jeff Burton's climb from the cellar to the top 10. Other than that it was a sleeper.

Next year promises a ton of fresh starts, Inclulding new leagues. I plan to start another traditional league to replace Scott's after he retires as Commissioner.

Here's the final results. Jimmy Johnson's championship did not translate into a survivor win. The league was decided by just 3 positions, as Jeff Gordon went for the win, safe with a sure second place in the championship standings.

Eliminated Drivers:

NHIS - 1. #40 David Stremme (Scott Mann)
NHIS - 2. #01 Mark Martin/Regan Smith (Joe Yu)
Dover - 3. #11 Denny Hamlin (Carol Yu)
Dover - 4. #17 Matt Kenseth (Scott Mann) ELIMINATED
Kansas -5. #12 Ryan Newman (Jon Lommerin)
Kansas -6. #43 Bobby Labonte (Curtis Krakowski)
Dega - 7. #31 Jeff Burton (Pat Thornton)
Dega - 8. #1 Martin Truex Jr. (Greg Osborne)
Charlotte - 9. #6 David Ragan (Carol Yu) ELIMINATED
Charlotte - 10. #42 JP Montoya (Ken Ross)
Martinsville - 11. #18 J.J. Yeley (Steve Shaffer)
Martinsville - 12. #26 Jamie McMurray (Mike Inskeep)
Atlanta - 13. #20 Tony Stewart (Joe Yu) ELIMINATED
Atlanta - 14. #8 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Jeff Terschak)
Texas - 15. #16 Greg Biffle (Greg Osborne) ELIMINATED
Texas - 16. #25 Casey Mears (Jeff Terschak) ELIMINATED
Texas - 17. #99 Carl Edwards (Mike Inskeep) ELIMINATED
Phoenix - 18. #9 Kasey Kahne (Susie Mikesell)
Phoenix - 19. #2 Kurt Busch (Curtis Krakowski) ELIMINATED
Phoenix - 20. #07 Clint Bowyer (Pat Thornton) ELIMINATED
Miami - 21. #Kyle Busch (Jon Lommerin) ELIMINATED
Miami - 22. #Kevin Harvick (Susie Mikesell) ELIMINATED
Miami - 23. #Jimmy Johnson (Ken Ross) ELIMINATED

Your Session 3 Champion..........

#24 Jeff Gordon (Steve Shaffer)

Congrats, Steve. If only we had paid for entries, you'd be a richer man. Too bad, suck it up. See you in February

Survivor Results after Phoenix

So today there was another race between Jeff Gordon and JimmyJohnson. Jimmy Johnson won. 41 other cars also finished.

Eliminated Drivers:

NHIS - 1. #40 David Stremme (Scott Mann)

NHIS - 2. #01 Mark Martin/Regan Smith (Joe Yu)

Dover - 3. #11 Denny Hamlin (Carol Yu)

Dover - 4. #17 Matt Kenseth (Scott Mann) ELIMINATED

Kansas -5. #12 Ryan Newman (Jon Lommerin)

Kansas -6. #43 Bobby Labonte (Curtis Krakowski)

Dega - 7. #31 Jeff Burton (Pat Thornton)

Dega - 8. #1 Martin Truex Jr. (Greg Osborne)

Charlotte - 9. #6 David Ragan (Carol Yu) ELIMINATED

Charlotte - 10. #42 JP Montoya (Ken Ross)

Martinsville - 11. #18 J.J. Yeley (Steve Shaffer)

Martinsville - 12. #26 Jamie McMurray (Mike Inskeep)

Atlanta - 13. #20 Tony Stewart (Joe Yu) ELIMINATED

Atlanta - 14. #8 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Jeff Terschak)

Texas - 15. #16 Greg Biffle (Greg Osborne) ELIMINATED

Texas - 16. #25 Casey Mears (Jeff Terschak) ELIMINATED

Texas - 17. #99 Carl Edwards (Mike Inskeep) ELIMINATED

Phoenix - 18. #9 Kasey Kahne (Susie Mikesell)

Phoenix - 19. #2 Kurt Busch (Curtis Krakowski) ELIMINATED

Phoenix - 20. #07 Clint Bowyer (Pat Thornton) ELIMINATED

Remaining Drivers:

#48 Jimmy Johnson (Ken Ross) MARTINSVILLE, ATLANTA, TEXAS AND PHOENIX WINNER

#24 Jeff Gordon (Steve Shaffer) TALLADEGA AND CHARLOTTE WINNER

#5 Kyle Busch (Jon Lommerin)

#29 Kevin Harvick (Susie Mikesell)

Survivor Results after Texas

I spent the majority of the race flipping back and forth to watch football, so I don't have a ton of commentary this week. I can tell you that Denny Hamlin is in a downward spiral akin to a male salmon pointlessly swimming upstream to die after mating. That whole rookie season was impressive, but it went to his head - he thinks he owns the road like the a-hole that cut me off on Huron on Friday night, except he stayed in his car when Kyle Petty called him names (Yes, some dude got out of his car at the stop light to "apologize" with his gay fists after driving like a douchebag. Apparently my laughter in his face was his signal that I accepted his apology)

Anyway - exciting finish. Jimmy "Jerkoff" Johnson stunk up the show again. Also, ABC seemed to indicate that the 48 and 24 were racing today, and that there were 41 also-rans. I had to check online after the race to see how the other 41 cars finished.

Eliminated Drivers:

NHIS - 1. #40 David Stremme (Scott Mann)
NHIS - 2. #01 Mark Martin/Regan Smith (Joe Yu)
Dover - 3. #11 Denny Hamlin (Carol Yu)
Dover - 4. #17 Matt Kenseth (Scott Mann) ELIMINATED
Kansas -5. #12 Ryan Newman (Jon Lommerin)
Kansas -6. #43 Bobby Labonte (Curtis Krakowski)
Dega - 7. #31 Jeff Burton (Pat Thornton)
Dega - 8. #1 Martin Truex Jr. (Greg Osborne)
Charlotte - 9. #6 David Ragan (Carol Yu) ELIMINATED
Charlotte - 10. #42 JP Montoya (Ken Ross)
Martinsville - 11. #18 J.J. Yeley (Steve Shaffer)
Martinsville - 12. #26 Jamie McMurray (Mike Inskeep)
Atlanta - 13. #20 Tony Stewart (Joe Yu) ELIMINATED
Atlanta - 14. #8 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Jeff Terschak)
Texas - 15. #16 Greg Biffle (Greg Osborne) ELIMINATED
Texas - 16. #25 Casey Mears (Jeff Terschak) ELIMINATED
Texas - 17. #99 Carl Edwards (Mike Inskeep) ELIMINATED
Phoenix - 18. #
Phoenix - 19. #
Phoenix - 20. #

Remaining Drivers:

#48 Jimmy Johnson (Ken Ross) MARTINSVILLE, ATLANTA AND TEXAS WINNER
#24 Jeff Gordon (Steve Shaffer) TALLADEGA AND CHARLOTTE WINNER
#2 Kurt Busch (Curtis Krakowski)
#5 Kyle Busch (Jon Lommerin)
#29 Kevin Harvick (Susie Mikesell)
#9 Kasey Kahne(Susie Mikesell)
#07 Clint Bowyer (Pat Thornton) NHIS WINNER


Finishing order of finalists at Homestead:

Champion - #
First Loser - #
Second Loser - #
Worst of the Best - #